What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Are vampires real?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Does meth make women super horny like it does men?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”